Wild Woman: Excuse me, where are your kitten nursing bottles?
Worker: Oh, right this way. Follow me.
(Then making conversation while walking) So, you have a kitten?
Wild Woman: Uh...(long awkward pause) Yup! Two of them!
(Me: snicker, snicker)
It's a good thing we are so sneaky and clever when it comes to scouting out supplies for something as sketchy as this:
- The Wild Side(kick)